Milk out your nose

I was giving my dogs some biscuits, when I heard a glurg, glurg, glurg sound. I looked up only to see a gallon of milk tipped ass up straight into my lovely husbands mouth. Now I know this goes on and maybe a time or two I've daintily done something almost similar. At that moment, we both made eye contact and the look of disgust on my face caused the gallon of milk to spontaneously combust over his face and hopefully up his nose and then all over the floor. Some things, you just don't want to see.